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callout post: oxygen

[saddestblogger]

-isnt there for me when i wanna sleep with my head under the covers

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[incorrect-marvel]

Annie: Hey, what do you want to eat?

Venom: THE SOULS OF THE INNOCENT

Eddie: A bagel.

Venom: NOOOOOO

Eddie: Two bagels.

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[writing-prompt-s]

A dating service where matching is based on people’s search history exists. You’re a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.

[endreams-s]

Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?

Writer: Air shot between the toes, it’ll look like a heart attack.

Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok

[fangoddess817]

Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts

Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes

Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks

[infinityonthot]

A++ addition

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[imsoofuckingsad]

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

[dan-draper]

tempting